My idea for a new TV show: A group of genius vampire misfits hunting down vampire serial killers, and it’s a musical comedy

I have long since not been able to keep up with what’s currently show on mainstream television since I’ve been relying on streaming services and DVDs. I have to admit, now is not the best time to look up what’s currently being shown on TV right now because the spring TV season has ended, and we’re approaching the wonderful voice that is summer television. I didn’t want to spend a whole lot of time to see what primetime shows are currently on the air, so I just went through the Web sites of the five basic TV networks here in the US, Fox, NBC, CBC, ABC and CW, and just casually browsed the shows list. I’m a lazy Asian, I know.

For the most part, I was familiar with the majority of the shows, besides a handful of sitcoms that I was honestly not interested in finding more information about. For some reason, I was surprised that Scorpion is still on the air. I liked it, but I haven’t heard much about the show after the first season.

Throughout the years, there have been some trends with TV shows that have since come and gone. I don’t really follow enough current TV shows to even have an opinion about what the current trends are but it seems we’re heading toward an era of more comedy and less, you know, killing people. I prefer sarcasm over a pile of dead bodies.

“Normal” Criminal Procedurals

Criminal procedurals is more of a genre than a trend, and they’re staying indefinitely. I have noticed, though, that we’re taking a departure from the usual criminal procedurals like Law and Order and CSI and moving more toward the supernatural, like izombie and Grimm. I guess we got tired of people killing other people that we were like, let’s throw in some zombies into the mix and see what happens.

Vampires/Werewolves

OK, I have to admit that when I saw the first Twilight movie many, many, many years ago, I liked it. I gave into peer pressure and decided that Twilight and vampires were beneath me. Now, I did have an advantage here since I was a guy, and I was never into sparkly vampires or half-naked werewolves to begin with but when True Blood came out, I was hooked. I mean seriously, a telepathic woman and a vampire with a mysterious past? Yes please.

Serial Killers

In the mid-200s, serial killers were heavily featured in television, specifically on Criminal Minds and Dexter. This is despite even back then, serial killers were not as active as they used to be. That, or they have gotten better at killing people. I don’t know. I always thought there was a huge disconnect between these shows and what was actually going on in the real world. I’m, of course, not expecting a real life serial killer who kills other serial killers. At the same time, though, I don’t want to be “Huh, this type of thing never happens anymore. We’re not living in the 90s.”

Oh no. I see that angry mob of Asians with bamboo torches again.

I have $20 in my hand, and I refuse to buy shampoo, dish soap and toothpaste

When it comes to national big box discount stores, I strongly prefer Target over Wal-Mart for its better ethical practices and bigger selection. Wal-Mart, however, is down the road from me. Target is twenty minutes away. Yeah, it goes without saying that I shop at Wal-Mart more.

On a whim, I thought, “Huh, I wonder what $20 would buy me at Wal-Mart?” Ten minutes later, I found myself at Wal-Mart frantically going through the aisles trying to decide what to buy. I had decided to this without having a plan, to make it more difficult and interesting. The only thing I knew I wanted to do was I wanted to avoid being practical. I did buy a few practical items, but not really anything I needed. I wanted to avoid buying food, household supplies and other items I use on a daily basis. I did not want to buy vegetables, shampoo, laundry detergent and dish soap and call it a day. I wanted to have fun.

This is what I came up with for a little over $20. Yes, I went a touch over. Sue me.

Halloween Skull (With Movable Jaw) I knew I wanted to pick up something that’s Halloween related. There were three aisles full dedicated to Halloween, and I had my pick among cheaply made costumes, bad replicas of weapons and questionable makeup and face paint. I looked at the skull, and I was like, “Hmm, this seems like the safest choice;” plus, I’ve always wanted a skull. The movable jaw is pretty much useless for my needs but, hey, it’s a nice added feature.

Glade Room Freshener in Blue Odyssey At only $1, this was ridiculously cheap. I’m questioning the quality and how it was made but eh, it does its job.

Reese’s Mini Peanut Butter Cups It was a splurge but, eh, I wanted chocolate.

Pack of 24 Plastic Forks in Teal Although it might seem to be a waste, I like having a small supply of disposable utensils and plates for both emergency situations and when I feel lazy to do the dishes.

Santa Ornament I was expecting Wal-Mart to have a Christmas section. I didn’t expect it to be so large with several aisles. As I went through the ornament aisle, I was torn between this and a moose. Ultimately, I decided the moose was just not Christmas-y enough for me.

Coffee Nut M&Ms This was what sent me over $20. I was at the checkout line, I saw these and I had to have them because I am a sucker for new flavors of candy. Again, like with the Reese’s, it was a splurge but it was worth it for me to give it a try.

Pack of 10 Children’s Stencils I picked these up thinking I could used them for my mixed media projects. It probably won’t work out but, hey, they were only a dollar, and they’re fun and whimsical.

Green Decorative Gems They’re just something nice to display in a glass bowl.

Pack of 10 XL Fabric Bandages A nice addition for my makeshift first aid kit.

A Large Plastic Spork Um… I have no idea why I bought this. It was 50 cents, and I though, “Hmmm. This is cheap and fun. Sold.”

Clip-On Faux Blue Leaves This was another item I picked up in the ornament aisle. I just thought it was something fun but still Christmas-y.

Pack of Six 9×12 Kraft Envelopes Although practical, I have no idea what to do with these. I just figured I might need them at some point. I know. I know. The makings of a hoarder. Oh, wait…

Two Folders, One in Teal, One in Blue They’re just things to put various papers in. I’m boring, I know.

Overall, I like my purchases, and I’m pleased I bought a variety of items that are both fun and practical. No shampoo for me. Thank you.

So…This is a Blog. How strange but nostalgic.

Hello everyone. My name is Kenny, and very few people know who I am. I don’t know if I should be flattered or extremely worried.

So…I am starting a blog, and it’s the year 2015. I feel strange that I’m not an elderly person from a foreign country because, honestly, I should have started a blog several years ago. Heck, I don’t even have a smartphone. I have a pay-as-you-go phone. Enough said.

I had avoided starting a blog for over a decade because I was afraid that I was going to have one of those boring old personal blog where the majority of the posts are about me having coffee in front of my desk. If people really cared about such mundane details, they would just call their parents. And, by the way, I don’t even drink coffee.

When I was trying to come up with what I would blog about, I immediately gravitated toward television, since it is the topic that I feel the most comfortable talking about. Still, I wasn’t sure about it because I didn’t want to be limited to just one topic. This revelation probably reinforces the idea that I’m afraid of commitment.

This is why I have settled with the topic of nostalgia. It covers a variety of topics, and there are very few limitations. Of course, the drawback here is that nostalgia is different from everyone. What I find nostalgic is not necessarily what you will find nostalgic. I still think it would be more interesting than blogging about eating a sandwich and thinking about my existence.

Or that’s my hope.